A while back, I got a call at about 10:45 PM. It was my mother and she had a very worried tone of voice.
"Bob", she said, "we have a problem here. I don't think it's serious but I thought I'd better call you."
My parents are in their 80's and their health is not the best so when I get a call like that at that hour, I start reaching for my car keys and a phone to call 911.
Then she said, "It's this damn printer."
Ah, parents. (as told by Steve Bass)