![dog with bunny ears](../images/petfun2/dog-bunny-ears.jpg)
If you wanted a bunny,
why didn't you just buy
one?
Top of Page
![dog dressed in poodle skirt](../images/petfun2/dog-poodle-skirt.jpg)
Look, I'm not a poodle and even if I was...
Top of Page
![dog with flower hat](../images/petfun2/dog-flower-head.jpg)
What is wrong with you. Seriously. Did you not get enough love as a child?
Top of Page
![Dog dressed as milkbone](../images/petfun2/dog-milk-bone.jpg)
Remember this moment when I pee on your Persian rug tonight.
Top of Page
![dog dressed as candy striper](../images/petfun2/dog-candy-stripe.jpg)
What am I wearing? Am I a picnic table? A waitress?
Top of Page
![dog in crazy green outfit](../images/petfun2/dog-green-outfit.jpg)
Could someone out there please have my owner put to sleep?
Top of Page
![Wiener dog dressed as hot dog](../images/petfun2/wiener-dog-hot-dog.jpg)
Very punny. You come up with this yourself?
Top of Page
![dog dressed as court jester clown](../images/petfun2/dog-jester.jpg)
But I'm funny how? I mean, funny, like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to amuse you? Whaddya mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?
Top of Page
![dog in red star](../images/petfun2/dog-red-star.jpg)
You're going to embalm me when I'm dead,
aren't you?
Top of Page
If I had hands, I'd strangle you.
Top of Page
![dog in pajamas](../images/petfun2/dog-jammies.jpg)
Though I have provided all the evidence in the world,
perhaps I should take this time to state a certain fact explicitly:
I am a dog. I am NOT a CHILD.
Top of Page
![dog in prison clothes](../images/petfun2/dog-jail-clothes.jpg)
If the choice is between prison and playing dress up with you, I choose prison.
Top of Page
![dog in sweater](../images/petfun2/dog-sweater.jpg)
My FUR keeps me warm.
Your sweaters only serve to insult me.
Top of Page
Back To Pet Fun