Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks,
it was called witchcraft... Today, it's called golf !
Eventually you will reach a point when you stop
lying about your age, and start bragging about it..
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting
in line for.
Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way.
I've traveled a long way...and some of the roads
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to
youth, think of Algebra.
You know you are getting old ...when everything either
dries up or leaks.
One of the many things no one tells you about aging,
is that it is such a nice change from being young.
One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day
Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is
Old age is when former classmates are so gray and
wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you.
If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have
anything to laugh at when you are old.
First you forget names, then you forget faces.
Then you forget to pull up your zipper, then....
Oh my goodness you forgot to pull your zipper down!
If you jog in a jogging suit, lounge in lounging pajamas,
and smoke in a smoking jacket, WHY would anyone want to
wear a wind breaker?? Hmm?
And best of all...I don't know how I got over the hill,
without getting to the top.