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Joke of the Week
Cheapskate to the end

An old tight-wad was very sick and on his deathbed. His vision was dimming so he asked in a weakened voice, "Is my wife here?"

"Yes, I'm right here at your side" she answered with a sob.

"And are my children here?" he asked.

"We're all here Papa" they chimed in.

"Is the rest of the family here too?" the old man asked.

His wife assured him that they were all there - all gathered around his bed.

Hearing this, the man sat up and cried, "So why is the kitchen light on?"

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