Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being
However, while working as a student nurse, I
found one elderly gentleman--already dressed and sitting on
the bed with a suitcase at his feet who insisted he didn't
need my help to leave the hospital.
After a chat about
rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the
elevator. On the way down I asked him if his wife was
"I don't know," he said. "She's still upstairs in the
bathroom changing out of her hospital gown."
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