A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist.
"Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years!
There's nothing you can't tell me."
"This one's kind of strange..."
"Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.
"Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and
a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the water was
"That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink,
were nickels in the bowl."
"That night," she went on, "I went again, plink-plink-plink, and there
dimes and this morning there were quarters ! You've got to tell me
wrong with me!," she implored, "I'm scared out of my wits!"
The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there,
nothing to be scared about."
(Ready for this?)
"You're simply going through the change!
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