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Joke of the Week
My five new boyfriends

I am seeing 5 gentlemen every day.

As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.

Then I go to see John. (Actually I see John a lot - even at night)

Then Charlie Horse comes along & when he is here, he takes a lot of my time & attention.

When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up & stays the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.

After such a busy day, I'm really tired & glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.

What a life! Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer.

Sometimes I think about calling Jack Daniels or Johnny Walker to come and keep me company.

Now remember: Life is like a roll of toilet paper... the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

So have fun, think 'good thoughts' only, learn to laugh at yourself, and Count your blessings!

Funny and Corny Joke of the week at ClevelandSeniors.com

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