Some Silly Easter Jokes for the Kids
After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly colored one. A few minutes later the rooster walked in, saw all the colored eggs, then stormed outside and beat up the peacock!
Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose?
His powder puff is on the wrong end.
Is it true that bunnies have good eyesight?
Well you never see a bunny wearing glasses, do you?
What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!
Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
Because he was eggo-centric!
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
It has four rabbits' feet
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force.
What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
What does a bunny use when it goes swimming?
How do you make a rabbit stew?
Make it wait for three hours!
What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit?
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A hot cross bunny.
How do you post a bunny?
How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?
A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting
on one of the shelves. "What are you doing in there?" she asked.
The rabbit replied: "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?"
To which the lady replied: "Yes, It certainly is."
"Well," said the rabbit, "I'm westing."
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