Q: Where can Senior men find younger, sexy women, who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore, under fiction!
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Why should Seniors use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for Seniors to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem.
Retrieving it is the problem!
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes; but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should Seniors look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by Seniors when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these!"
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