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Easter Jokes
Some awful Easter puns and jokes
- Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose?
His powder puff is on the wrong end.
- Is it true that bunnies have good eyesight?
Well you never see a bunny wearing glasses, do you?
- What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
- Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!
- Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
Because he was eggo-centric!
- Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
It has four rabbits' feet
- What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A bunion
- What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force.
- What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
Egghead!
- What does a bunny use when it goes swimming?
A hare-net.
- How do you make a rabbit stew?
Make it wait for three hours!
- What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit?
Cheer up!
- What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A hot cross bunny.
- How do you post a bunny?
Hare mail
- How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?
Hoppy Easter - A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting
on one of the shelves. "What are you doing in there?" she asked.
The rabbit replied: "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?"
To which the lady replied: "Yes, It certainly is." "Well," said the rabbit, "I'm westing." - After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly colored one. A few minutes later the rooster walked in, saw all the colored eggs, then stormed outside and beat up the peacock!
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