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More Questions to Ponder

Ponder these questions when you don't want to think about important stuff!

  • If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
  • Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
  • What do chickens think we taste like?
  • What do people in China call their good plates?
  • What do you call a male ladybug?
  • What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
  • When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
  • Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
  • Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
  • Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
  • Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
  • Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
  • Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
  • Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
  • Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?
  • Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
  • Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?
  • How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
  • If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?
  • Why is a bra singular and panties plural?
  • You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
  • If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?
  • If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?



  • If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?
  • If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
  • Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?
  • Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
  • Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
  • What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?
  • Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
  • If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
  • If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
  • If you throw a cat out of the house, does it become kitty litter?
  • If aspirins are always "Take Two," why not increase the size of ONE?



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