Joke of the Week
Birthday Present

Some friends of an old gentleman decided to get him something special for his birthday. They bought him a hooker.

She went to his house and knocked on the door. Upon opening it she said "Hi I am your birthday present."

He responded, "What am I supposed to do with you?"

"I am yours for super sex", she answers.

He replies: "Well I am 90 years old so I will take the soup."