An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a
number of years.
He went to the doctor and the doctor was
able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that
allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
The elderly gentleman
went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said,
"Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be
really pleased that you can hear again."
The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I
just sit around and listen to their conversations.
changed my will three times!"
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