A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While en route home, he asks the cabbie if he would be a witness.
The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100 the cabbie agrees.
Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tiptoe into the bedroom.
The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife in bed with another man!
The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouts, "Donít do it!! I lied when I told you that I inherited the money!
HE paid for the Corvette I gave you!
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser!
HE paid for your season football tickets!
He paid for our house at the lake!
He paid for our country club membership, and HE even pays the monthly dues!"
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun.
He looks over at the cabbie and says, "What would you do?"
The cabbie replies, "I'd cover him with that blanket before he catches a cold."