Joke of the Week
Cruising for a Drink

On a cruise, the passengers were having a big time dancing and drinking. The bartender asked a lady how to mix her drink.

She said she wanted two inches of water and six inches of liquor, using her fingers to show him the amounts.

"Grandmother," the man said, "You have that mixed up. You mean this much liquor and this much water" reversing the position of the fingers.

"Young man", she came back at him, "when you get to be as old as I am, you can hold your liquor better than you can hold your water."