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Personal Ads from Seniors

Some 'Senior' personal ads seen in Florida newspapers:

FOXY LADY:

Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty,
80's, slim, 5'4' (used to be 5'6'),
Searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.
Matching white shoes and belt a plus.


LONG-TERM COMMITMENT:

Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, and am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot.
Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem


SERENITY NOW:

I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation.
If you are the silent type, let's get together,
Take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.


WINNING SMILE:

Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, Corn on the cob and caramel candy.


BEATLES OR STONES?

I still like to rock,
Still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar.
If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen,
let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.


MEMORIES:

I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.
If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.


MINT CONDITION:

Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair,
Many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.
Isn't in running condition, but walks well.














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