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The Blonde Pilot

A blonde was flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She frantically calls a May Day: Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me!"

She heard a voice over the radio saying: "This is the tower. I have received your message and I will talk you through it. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just relax. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."

She says, "I'm 5'2" and I'm in the front seat."

After a pause, the voice from the tower said: "Repeat after me: Our Father...Who art in heaven..."




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