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How many Dogs does it take
to change a Lightbulb?

Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young. We've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out lightbulb?


Border Collie:
Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.


German Shepherd:
I'll guard the lightbulb while you decide. Back off!


Dachshund:
I can't reach the stupid light!


Toy Poodle:
I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.


Rottweiler:
Go Ahead! Make me!


Shi-tzu:
Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Leave it for the servants.


Labrador:
Oh, me, ME!!! Pleeeeeeze let ME change the bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?


Malamute:
Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.


Chow:
I'm with the malamute. After I take my nap that is!


Akita:
I'm with the chow and malamute! What's for dinner?


Jack Russell Terrier OR Wire-haired Fox Terrier:
I can reach it! I just KNOW I can reach it! Another twenty jumps, and it's mine, ALL mine!!


Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.


Mastiff:
Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.


Hound Dog:
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ


Chihuahua:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.


Greyhound:
It isn't moving. Who cares?


Kelpie:
Put all the light bulbs in a little circle.


Pointer:
I see it, there it is, rrrrriiiiiiight there.



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