A very elderly gentleman, (mid nineties) very well dressed,
hair well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel
smelling slightly of a good after shave, presenting a well
looked-after image, walks into an upscale cocktail lounge.
Seated at the bar is an elderly looking lady, (mid
eighties). The gentleman walks over, sits alongside of her,
orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says, "So tell
me, do I come here often?"
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