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Joke of the Week
HMO in Heaven?

Two doctors and an HMO manager die at the same time and line up at the Pearly Gates. The first doctor tells St Peter that he saved hundreds of lives and St Peter lets him enter Heaven.

The next doctor says he relived the pain of hundreds of people and St Peter waves him in.

The HMO manager says he got hundreds of families cost-effective health care.

St Peter says, "You may enter but you can only stay for 3 days. After that you can go to hell."




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