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The Difference between
Dogs and Cats


A dog thinks:

Hey, those people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me........ They must be gods!

A cat thinks:

Hey, those people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me......I must be a God !!




WHAT IS A CAT ?

  1. Cats do what they want

  2. They rarely listen to you

  3. They're totally unpredictable

  4. They whine when they are not happy

  5. When you want to play, they want to be alone

  6. When you want to be alone, they want to play

  7. They expect you to cater to their every whim

  8. They're moody

  9. They leave hair everywhere

  10. They drive you nuts and cost you money

CONCLUSION: They are tiny little women in fur coats.

WHAT IS A DOG?

  1. Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house

  2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.

  3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.

  4. They growl when they are not happy

  5. When you want to play, they want to play

  6. When you want to be alone, they want to play

  7. They are great at begging

  8. They will love you forever if you rub their tummies

  9. They can never have enough toys and they leave them everywhere

  10. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then they try to give you a kiss

CONCLUSION: They're tiny little men in fur coats.



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